Here we are. Yet another night at the bar.

Steve-o watched with concern and a little disgust as Chris and Bam tried to race each other to the bottom of a bottle. Ryan's death hit them all really hard, naturally, but it clearly hurt Chris and Bam the most. Those two need to get a grip, he thought. Well all miss Ryan horribly, but I swear those two are trying to join him...

His thoughts were interrupted by shouting. "Wadaya mean, no?" Bam yelled.

"You heard me," the bartender said wearily. "I'm cutting you two off. If you want to kill yourself, find another damn bar."

"Fuck this shit, I can drink at home. Chris, wanna join me?"

"Sure."

( Drunken fumbling happens next. )

"I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa." -- Frank Zappa

This is the sort of fiction that gets written by a person who finally snaps after having to listen to The Blend on Sirius at work every day for months on end.

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( Cut for music critique, RPS, and blasphemy. )

This is my very first fanfic, which I wrote totally for the wrongness of it and to see if I could do it. The pairing I got was from a random pairing generator. So hopefully this is very wrong. Enjoy.

A Stitch In Time Being John Malkovich


( A Stich In Time Being John Malkovich )

Title: A Mirror Darkly

Type: Slash, first time, lost episode, oneshot

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing/s: Dean/Sam, Wincest

Episode Setting: Sometime after Lazarus Rising (Season 4)

Word Count: 1849

Summary: While Sam might reluctantly admit to wanting to have some of Dean's qualities, Dean would never admit the same towards his little brother. Ironic then that mysterious magicks of some sort cause each of the Winchester brothers to wake up with a little more in common with their sibling counterpart than they would like. Ironic yes, and also very unexpectedly devious and naughty.

( A Mirror Darkly - Chapter 1 )

Author: taikatiuku
Title: This Time We'll Be Good
Fandom: Original fiction
Pairing: Max/ Sam
Rating: NC-17
Words: 8097
Summary: Max and Sam seem like a normal pair of brothers until well hidden feelings surface. Their fragile relationship ends badly, but what happens when Max gets another chance to make things right? Are they going to be good this time?
Warnings: Brothercest, violence
A/N:Inspired by Muse's ExogenesisSymphony Part 3.


Part 1 - taikatiuku.livejournal.com/531.html#cutid1
Part 2 - taikatiuku.livejournal.com/869.html#cutid1
Part 3 - taikatiuku.livejournal.com/1051.html#cutid1

Found elsewhere on the series of tubes: George W. Bush/Donald Rumsfeld/Dick Cheney/Karl Rove slash, with W. infantilized.

( Copied and pasted under cut. Not safe for life. )

My kids have been on a huge Phineas and Ferb kick lately, and sadly (because I am a sicko) I have started to crush on the Evil Doctor Doofinshmirtz.

Needless to say, there was art to follow.

Title: Masturbator-inator
Medium: Digital
Pairing: Perry/Doof/glory hole
Warnings: Do we really need warnings in this comm? Art is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Artist: tripperfunster

Link: At my journal of shame

DON'T JUDGE!

Are there any fans of Masterchef UK here on verywrongslash? :) Is there anybody out there in the universe, ever that loves the epic slashiness between John Torode and Gregg Wallace as much as I?

Oh I know that it's sickeningly wrong *laughs* but that's why I'm posting it here. As a fan of many pairings which would make most other people's eyes bleed, I have gone and created masterchefslash - but sadly, it is hard to spread the word of the joy I have found in, for example, Torode's bizarre cardigans, lip-licking and eye-rolling galore, as well as the way that Gregg Wallace nearly spontaneously orgasms over every pudding. And therefore, we are a small comm, and we need a little umph to get us off the ground <3

So to join in with slashy ramblings and just general whimsical Masterchef UK chat, then please join us!

Author: slian_martreb
Title: Watch as the Heavens Cry
Fandom: Old Testament/ Bible
Pairing: Michael/Lucifer
Part: 1/6
POV: Michael
Rating: This part, PG
Words: 2,260
Summary: In which
Warnings: Heavily Biblical references (all honest, true and correct references, by the way) throughout because it IS about angels, after all.
A/N: I originally linked this story to this community a very, very long time ago (like, just over four years ago, actually).I literally just realized that, not only had I never linked here to the remaining parts, I had also never actually postedthem. So, please go read and enjoy! Comments are all kinds of special love.
A/N 2: This story is being crossposted to verywrongslash and mythic_smut AND slash_heaven and rarelitslash and unusual_liasons and obscurefandoms AND epicslash. Sorry for spamming.