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Welcome to verywrongslash. I thought I'd start us off with the reason Goofus and Gallant are our patron saints... apologies to the writer, as I haven't been able to find an address to ask him for permission to post with, nor can I find a link to where I found it on the web...

TITLE: Gallant is Aroused; Goofus is Horny
AUTHOR: David Doty
FANDOM: Goofus and Gallant
ARCHIVE: List Archives yes, otherwise ask
SUMMARY: Goofus and Gallant. What more needs be said?
RATING: NC-17
DISCLAIMERS: I'm not quite sure who owns G&G. Probably Highlights magazine. Definitely not me, so it's a good thing I'm making nothing from it. In theory, these could be 18-year-old high school seniors. If you picture them any younger, whose fault is that?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is based on the characters Goofus and Gallant from Highlights magazine. If you know it, imagine artwork as in that feature. I'm not an artist, sorry. And special thanks to Angel Sparrow for the beta.
FEEDBACK: But of course. Feedback of any kind welcome. If it's going to leave welts, I'd prefer it off-list, though.


Gallant is Aroused; Goofus is Horny
by Dave Doty


Gallant wakes up embarrassed by the stain on the front of his pajama bottoms.

Goofus wakes up naked and jerks off.

***

Gallant carefully assembles a crisply starched outfit to convey gentility and breeding.

Goofus throws on his jeans with the hole in the crotch.

***

Gallant eats a well-balanced breakfast to get the day off to a good start.

Goofus skips breakfast because his friend Desperate always trades his Pop-Tarts for a blowjob.

***

Goofus' brash laughter disrupts bus stop conversation and makes him the center of attention.

Gallant watches silently with polite interest.

***

Goofus moons the bus driver.

Gallant firmly resists the temptation to reach out and smack Goofus' bottom.

***

Gallant passes out the homework in his first class.

Goofus misses first period because one of his hoodlum friends "scored" some "dope."

***

Between classes, Gallant waits by the sink rather than be sandwiched between two occupied urinals.

Goofus leans back to give Gallant a good look at his cock.

***

At lunch, Gallant takes an unoccupied seat.

Goofus tells Gallant to "scoot [his] ass" as he shoves his way onto the bench.

***

Goofus gropes Gallant's thigh under the table.

Gallant politely pretends not to notice.

***

Goofus gropes Gallant's crotch under the table.

Gallant tries to ignore his growing arousal.

***

Goofus starts to unzip Gallant's slacks under the table.

Gallant shoots milk out of his nose.

***
Goofus laughs and points.

Gallant apologizes for his rudeness.

***

Gallant reaches down to push Goofus' hand away.

Goofus rudely grabs Gallant's arm at the wrist.

***

Gallant resists, realizing that homosexual activity is inappropriate in the school lunchroom.

Goofus guides Gallant's hand to the hole in his jeans.

***

Goofus doesn't wear underwear.

Gallant realizes that Goofus doesn't wear underwear.

***

When the bell rings, Gallant jumps to his feet and rushes from the room, knocking over three people.

Goofus calmly gathers his things and walks smoothly out.

***

At football practice, Gallant is careful not to injure his fellow players.

Goofus repeatedly tackles Gallant roughly, leaving him covered in bruises.

***

After football practice, Gallant showers carefully, so that he smells only of soap and his fragrant shampoo.

Goofus, despite Gallant's having observed him wash particular body parts unusually thoroughly in the shower, continues to exude an intoxicating blend of sweat and testosterone.

***

After school, Gallant attends his debate club meeting.

Goofus goes to the principal's office for his private counseling session.

***

Gallant tells each member of the debate club he was glad of their attendance as the meeting breaks up.

Goofus is still in the principal's office.

***

Gallant hangs back to make certain everyone leaves okay.

Goofus is still in the principal's office.

***

Gallant wanders up and down the hall looking for trash to throw away.

Goofus is still in the principal's office.

***

Gallant offers to help the janitor clean the floors.

Goofus is still in the principal's office.

***

Gallant is told by the janitor to "get [his] faggot ass away from [the janitor]."

Goofus laughs, because he emerges from the principals office in time to hear this.

***

Gallant is shy as he thinks of ways to initiate conversation.

Goofus smirks and makes the other person begin.

***

Gallant asks if he can walk home with Goofus.

Goofus asks Gallant if he wants to fuck.

***

Gallant asks Goofus if he would be more comfortable at his own home or at Gallant's.

Goofus asks what's wrong with the school bathroom.

***

Gallant walks directly home from school.

Goofus walks directly to Gallant's home from school.

***

Gallant thoughtfully checks to see if his parents are home before initiating homosexual sex acts.

Goofus jumps Gallant in the living room.

***

Gallant recognizes how hard his parents work to provide his clothing.

Goofus rips off Gallant's shirt, popping off the buttons.

***

Gallant understands the importance of an undershirt in projecting the proper image.

Goofus hates undershirts because they make it more difficult to get at Gallant's nipples.

***

Gallant wonders whether Goofus is also a virgin.

Goofus suspects he's landed a cherry.

***

Goofus grinds his hard cock against Gallant's.

Gallant is shocked at the delicious sensation of another boy's hardness sliding along his own, even through layers of clothing.

***

Gallant is startled by a noise and wants to move to his bedroom.

Goofus is willing to do whatever it takes to get the action moving again.

***

Gallant finds comfort in his familiar room when faced with unusual new situations.

Goofus hardly notices his surroundings.

***

Gallant tumbles back onto his bed as rough lips press against his own, forcing them open.

Goofus shoves Gallant back onto the bed and roughly forces his tongue into the other boy's mouth.

***

Gallant is surprised as Goofus softens and coaxes Gallant's tongue into his mouth.

Goofus bites Gallant's tongue.

***

Gallant fumbles for a conversational gambit when Goofus breaks the kiss.

Goofus fumbles with Gallant's belt.

***

Gallant is embarrassed when his erect member is exposed to another boy for the first time.

Goofus is shocked at Gallant's unexpected endowment.

***

Gallant chokes back a cry as Goofus' lips engulf his boyhood.

Goofus chokes on Gallant's mammoth dick.

***

Gallant is firmly committed to the principle of reciprocity.

Goofus is irritated when Gallant pulls him off of his cock.

***

Goofus springs free the moment Gallant gets his zipper down.

Gallant is mesmerized at the sight of Goofus' member.

***

Gallant is circumcised.

Goofus is not.

***

Gallant trembles at the feel of Goofus' tender skin against his fingertips.

Goofus trembles at a gentleness he has not experienced before.

***

Gallant fearfully lowers his head toward Goofus' sex.

Goofus watches Gallant coyly draw out the motion of his head.

***

Gallant tries to avoid unexpected shocks.

Goofus likes to grab guys' ears when they go down on him.

***

Gallant chokes and sputters around Goofus' thick manhood.

Goofus enjoys getting head.

***

Gallant thoughtfully covers his teeth with his lips while giving oral sex.

Goofus grunts at Gallant to "use [his] damn teeth, bitch!"

***

Gallant is relieved when he is finally able to come up for air.

Goofus is frustrated when Gallant pulls away from his dick.

***

Gallant stands up in order to fully remove his clothing.

Goofus is experienced at shedding his clothing while lying down.

***

Gallant stands awkwardly, uncertain what to do.

Goofus sits up, pulling Gallant toward him by his hips.

***

Goofus pulls off of Gallant's cock and jerks it with his hand.

Gallant luxuriates in the slippery feel of skin against skin.

***

Gallant wants for cues from his companion to see what he wants to do next.

Goofus falls back on the bed, pulling up his legs and wiggling his ass at Gallant.

***

Gallant hesitates, uncertain that Goofus wants what Gallant thinks he wants.

Goofus knows what he wants, and is determined to get it from Gallant.

***

Gallant is surprised that Goofus doesn't have a condom.

Goofus is surprised that Gallant has a condom.

***

Gallant fumbles as he clumsily attempts to place the condom on his member.

Goofus easily slips the condom onto Gallant.

***

Goofus leans back, pulling Gallant's hips against his own ass.

Gallant groans at the feel of his boyhood slipping against Goofus' anus and perineum.

***

Gallant politely asks Goofus if he is sure before pressing inwards.

Goofus is tired of hearing Gallant talk.

***

Gallant proceeds slowly during anal penetration, trying to get a feel for his partner's comfort zone.

Goofus likes anal sex rough, hot, and nasty.

***

Gallant develops a regular rhythm as he thrusts into Goofus.

Goofus writhes under Gallant's pounding.

***

Gallant loses control of his thrusts as he loses his inhibitions.

Goofus' eyes roll back into his head as Gallant becomes rougher and less controlled.

***

Gallant realizes that he is approaching release.

Goofus is incoherent, and realizes nothing.

***

Gallant considerately withdraws from his partner before ejaculating.

Goofus cries out, "Spray it on me!"

***

Gallant comes.

Goofus doesn't.

***

Gallant politely gives his friend a reach-around.

Goofus gets his rocks off and falls asleep.

***

Gallant worries about what will happen when his parents get home.

Goofus sleeps.

***

Gallant sighs.

Goofus sleeps.

***

Goofus and Gallant sleep.

The End

...best slash =ever=. ;)